If she suggests a restaurant because it's 'proper tidy', she just means it's really nice - don't expect crazy cleanliness. When she gets angry, her sentences will start with OH.
But actually, she'll call it "copping off" when she talks about those times anyway, so you'll be confused from the start.13.
Don't ask her about any under 18s nights or anything, the Evolution Disco doesn't need to be brought up again for a long time.14.
If she's wondering where you are, she'll ask "where you to?
" - just tell her where you are and don't dick about with questions.11.
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