Stop worrying about Facebook messaging: because who does that anymore?I think the only person who still Facebook messages me is my 76-year-old grandmother who can't figure out texting.(Some girl is calling her boyfriend right this second to "have a talk" after reading that sentence.) Not only that, but now you have major FOMO (fear of missing out.) So what do you do?
I would go into Snapchat best friends but now that's a thing of the past, liberating guys and torturing women every-fucking-where. Oh my god, I swear, listening to girls complain about their boyfriend's activity on Instagram is some of the funniest stuff I've ever witnessed.
"OMG Chris started following that one super slutty girl Kayla: you know, the one who posts pictures in her thong bikini like every day." Or, "Jason just liked Jill's picture. She has way bigger boobs than me." I'm sorry to break it to you girls, but boys will be boys: there's nothing you can do about it.
You think to yourself, "Oh hell no is that the hooker Jamie from Delta Gamma?! You pick a fight for no reason and then can't even admit you were Snapchat stalking because you'll look like a weirdo.
" (In all reality it's so blurry those two people could be anyone.) You start feeling hot with anger and bitterness. From that point on, you watch anyone's stories who you think might be with him or at the same bar. Honestly, if you have so little faith in your relationship that you have to keep tabs through Snapchat stories: you've got a bigger issue my friend.
Some of you are really embarrassed or laughing with me.